Universal Translator

Language Barriers

It's a late Monday evening and i am knackered.
A thought i had during an aerobic workout: Wouldn't it be cool if i could translate my whole blog from english into some other language for my readers ? Considerate isn't it.
You will now find a rudimentary 'universal translator' at the top of my blog: vulcan is in the works.
Current languages include:

• Dutch
• French
• Russian
• German
• Italian
• Portuguese
• Spanish
• Greek
• Japan
• Korean
• Chinese (simplified/traditional)
• Arabic
• Polish
• Ukranian
• Persian
• Hebrew
• Turkish

Reader's note: I cannot be held accountable for any vulgarities or insults that may occur after translation. This includes any and all swearing at your pets.